This is Felix.
Felix is my friends' dog that I volunteered to take care of while my friends were at an amusement park all day. (yes, I was invited to go with. no, i couldn't afford the visit to the amusement park.)
If Felix was a human, he'd be a 9 year old with ADHD. I swear it.
Felix had the nastiest poop today due to consuming chocolate chip oatmeal cookies last night. It was sooooooo gross. I wanted to vomit.
Felix barks at everything, everyone walking by and the dogs on the TV.
He likes to sniff your privates and butt at any given moment. It's highly uncomfortable.
...... you see that face, right? Its so hard to stay mad at a face like that.
Felix likes to lick the crap out of your face, just because you taste good and on some level he knows you like it!
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