Oh,oh!
Today, I decided to take a change from my normal routine and wear a dress. My dress was not too short and very modest, however, I did something that made the dress and my look very immodest.
I decided to ride a bike, not a wise choice for a rainy day and for a girl who decides to wear barely-there underwear. I hope that the picture that I am painting is one where I am wearing a dress with the skirt part rising up my thigh and creating a funnel that showed off my underwear. This happened at every moment I pedaled or got onto the bike.
I know I flashed others, I could see it n their faces. Those wide eyed looks of surprise that screamed "Oh my god, oh no she didn't!" and "Is that really her underwear that I am seeing?!"
So if you were at my college today and you saw a girl with an uncomfortable look on her face that had a sorry expression, she apologizes.
She really, really did not mean to flash you and the tens of others who may require counseling to recover from the trauma of seeing my undies!
Sorry. Sorry.
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